www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert’s Dogbert deals with a system crash and contemplates a future in royalty. In Hard Reboot, Dogbert says, Youll need to do a hard reboot. Listen carefully. Rent a van and fill it with stolen dynamite. Park it near the power companys main replay station. Dilbert asks, Can we talk? Dogbert says, ….Now aim the bazooka at the van. In Free Energy, Doilbert says, My magnetic-cancellation wheel will create unlimited free energy. Dogbert says, Buwahaha!!! I will use this technology to rule the world! Dilbert says, Um…its not yours. Dogbert says, What time are you going to bed?
24. November 2009 at 3:47 pm
The interesting thing is that Dogbert has already has taken over the world a couple times and gotten bored and stopped.
5. December 2009 at 12:51 am
@GlamEye he didnt get bored he stopped so he could keep taking it over and keep having fun
14. December 2009 at 8:30 am
Dogbert the genious conman! XDXD
24. December 2009 at 6:14 am
“Uh hello I uh have a problem with my computer…”
“SHUt UP and REBOOT”
“Hey it worked!”
“SHUT UP and HANG UP”
7. January 2010 at 2:16 am
Why does dogbert sound like morpheous from matrix instead of the normal cartoon version?
8. January 2010 at 7:56 pm
Different voice actors are on the internet version and the TV version.
8. January 2010 at 8:30 pm
hahaha
13. January 2010 at 3:31 am
@xiiiDethroned Because he knows!
14. January 2010 at 2:29 am
lol now aim the bazooka at the van
18. January 2010 at 6:30 pm
What time are your going to bed?
26. January 2010 at 10:23 pm
its not yours
3. February 2010 at 12:30 am
Every time I start watching a Dilbert video I emmidiatlly rate it 5 stars even though I have’nt watched it they’re just that awesome
6. February 2010 at 9:03 pm
Or you’re just a that much of a sheep. Don’t get me wrong, these videos are hilarious. What you’re doing, however, is like believing in God when you’ve never gone to Church: while it’s technically acceptable, you have no reason to do it.
17. February 2010 at 7:14 am
What time your going to bed
23. February 2010 at 7:28 pm
When dogbert starts wagging is tail……..RUN!!!!
9. March 2010 at 9:48 am
RULE THE WORLD!!!
12. March 2010 at 3:50 am
Doggy likes evil.
26. March 2010 at 10:09 pm
What the hell kind of company has a psychotic dog on the payroll? I ask myself this every time I read the Dilbert strip.
Funny stuff here.
31. March 2010 at 4:35 am
@pyrogyra72 fox studios.
31. March 2010 at 4:35 am
@blackmage124 OF COURSE!
31. March 2010 at 7:56 pm
i volunteer to be his right hand man!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH
31. March 2010 at 11:06 pm
@blackmage124 um, don’t you mean paw? like, his right forepaw man?
6. April 2010 at 10:11 pm
What time are you going to bed?
15. April 2010 at 6:06 pm
@clovely000
About 23:30-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
11. May 2010 at 12:40 pm
@pyrogyra72
The kind of company that would rather be on the psychotic dog’s side and be his underlings, rather than have him working somewhere else where he could easily plot their demise and conquer the world with other underlings that will not be eliminated until they exhaust their usefulness.